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Grate Expectations: The Bearded Collie Cheese Tax ApronThis apron isn't just for cooking its for reminding everyone that payment is due in cheese. Featuring your very own Hairicane of Chaos and Affection (aka a Bearded Collie), it proudly declares: "Dont forget the cheese tax." Because behind every good chef is a Bearded Collie with soulful eyes and a dairy based economy. Whether you're whipping up dinner or just opening the fridge, this apron ensures culinary justice is servedone cheesy bribe at a time.
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★★★★★ 1
Not fur Surfing or other Water Sports
I got this in a swag bag from a surfing contest. The stick is very dry...that's the only way I can explain how it feels. It certainly doesn't glide on like other face sticks. After one wave and ducking my face in the water, the product smeared off and ran into my eyes. My vision got blurry from that, and it was really hard to see the waves coming in. I won't be using this product ever again. I also looked at the EWG website, and this product was given a 6. For those new to EWG, that's not a good rating. You want like a 1 or 2.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Perfect for travel
Nice size and easy to apply. And no burns!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 15, 2024
★★★★★ 3
Too little product for the price
I was surprised at how little product you get for the price. After only two weeks, the bar already broke in half, and there's not much left. Additionally, it leaves white streaks, so you'll need to rub it in after applying. I still like the fact that it's got clean organic ingredients. I won't by the bar again, but I will try the spray
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Gooddd
Item Package Quantity: 2
so good and the glitter isnt too chunky :))
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Bad smell
Item Package Quantity: 1
Smells really weird. Not at all like a normal spf or any cosmetics product normally does.
It’s like a plastic smell.
The glitter is ok but I’m not sure this mist actually blocks any UV/ sun.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
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